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Just think of the Cannonball :D

Oh yeah I meant to say the guy I thought was going to buy my wheels pulled out you still interested?

I will try to get some pics for you over the weekend so you can see the condition they are in

Smiling yet mate?
 

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> Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a
table in a
rough
> pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits
on a stool at
> the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the
occupation of the
> suit...
>
> Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant.
>
> James: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
>
> Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't
come in here!
>
> The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume
of beer gets
the
> better of Chris and he makes for the toilet.On entering
the toilet he
sees
> that
> the suit is standing at a urinal.
> Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the
builder...
>
> Chris: - Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate
were wondering
> what you do for a living?
>
> Suit: - No offence taken ! I'm a Logical Scientist by
profession!
>
> Chris: - Oh ! What's that then ?
>
> Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ...Do you have a
goldfish at home?
>
> Chris: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!
>
> Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a
bowl or in a
> pond. Which is it?
>
> Chris: - It's in a pond!
>
> Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have
a large garden
> then?
>
> Chris: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
>
> Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town
if you have a
> large garden then you have a large house?
>
> Chris: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house...
built it myself!
>
> Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house
it is logical
to
> assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and
that you are quite
> probably married?
>
> Chris: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three
children.
>
> Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are
sexually active
> with your wife on a regular basis?
>
> Chris:- Yep! Four nights a week!
>
> Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not
masturbate
very
> often?
>
> Chris: - Me? Never
>
> Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at
work!
>
> Chris: - How's that then?
>
> Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish,
I've told you
> about your sex life !
>
> Chris: - I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!
>
> Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
>
> James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what
he does?
>
> Chris: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
>
> James: - What's that then?
>
> Chris: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
>
> James: - Nope
>
> Chris: - Well then, you're a ******
 

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Discussion Starter · #6 ·
cheers,

Do u ever get that feelin like u wanna t*at someone at work?

lost count of how many of those ive had 2day.

2 weeks of 24hr call out to go too!:(
 

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Originally posted by Cupra Dave


Oh yes, I think it come standard with with your contract when workin in an office
lol

i think i prefered it wen i was out an about on site, more money and a better time - only drawback was the hrs (which i still do ere) and being knackered

gotta find me a new job.....
 

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IF MEN WROTE PROBLEM PAGES

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it’s great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
 

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cheer up mate :)

just think of gumball

or think of all the stoopid things i can show u all when me hands better :D :D

tray surfing anyone ????? ;)

handle bar riding on bikes, i am the master @ this one and the pioneer of it :D :D

pier jumping on bikes, im good @ this one aswell :D

CHEER UP MAN :D :D :D IT'S FRIDAY
 

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k soz mate, i gotta work 2moz aswell but only till 12 then the weekends mine :)

it'll get better mate don't worry :)
 

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Discussion Starter · #14 ·
Phew!

not too bad now!:D

had a few jobs hangin over me ed:(

lost a major job in the week too so that made today worse

all better no tho

Cheers peeps!!

btw dave pics asap mate, if the g/box is ok and its just summin daft ill av em off ya!:cool:
 

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Not in the besst of moods today buddy?

Chin up - just think... I'll be on holiday in 25mins.

That any better??? :confused: :p :confused:
 

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Originally posted by CARL
lol

if u see a silver beezer speedin towards u mate, dont move, itl only hurt a bit

:p :D
HAHAHA LOL.

CHeers for now!
 

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Dont worry Carl! I feel like crap too!

Worked:

6hrs Thursday
10hrs Friday with 2hr break were i was driving around in fecking traffic
10hrs Saturday with 2hr break for lunch!

26hr in 3days i think thats a new record for me!

THANK GOD IM OFF ON HOLS ON THURSDAY!

Mate to make u feel better i sorted out my clutch problem today :D
 
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