> Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a
table in a
rough
> pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits
on a stool at
> the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the
occupation of the
> suit...
>
> Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant.
>
> James: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
>
> Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't
come in here!
>
> The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume
of beer gets
the
> better of Chris and he makes for the toilet.On entering
the toilet he
sees
> that
> the suit is standing at a urinal.
> Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the
builder...
>
> Chris: - Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate
were wondering
> what you do for a living?
>
> Suit: - No offence taken ! I'm a Logical Scientist by
profession!
>
> Chris: - Oh ! What's that then ?
>
> Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ...Do you have a
goldfish at home?
>
> Chris: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!
>
> Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a
bowl or in a
> pond. Which is it?
>
> Chris: - It's in a pond!
>
> Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have
a large garden
> then?
>
> Chris: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
>
> Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town
if you have a
> large garden then you have a large house?
>
> Chris: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house...
built it myself!
>
> Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house
it is logical
to
> assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and
that you are quite
> probably married?
>
> Chris: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three
children.
>
> Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are
sexually active
> with your wife on a regular basis?
>
> Chris:- Yep! Four nights a week!
>
> Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not
masturbate
very
> often?
>
> Chris: - Me? Never
>
> Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at
work!
>
> Chris: - How's that then?
>
> Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish,
I've told you
> about your sex life !
>
> Chris: - I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!
>
> Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
>
> James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what
he does?
>
> Chris: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
>
> James: - What's that then?
>
> Chris: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
>
> James: - Nope
>
> Chris: - Well then, you're a ******