This one was overheard at the CITV White Knuckle (and why is it called that anyway? Because all sane humans have to grip something really tight to cope with it's cringe-worthy-ness???) Tour at Pleasurewood Hills!
Knock Knock . . .
Who's There?
Hear'say . . .
Hear'say who?
That's showbusiness!
I thank you . . . .

Knock Knock . . .
Who's There?
Hear'say . . .
Hear'say who?
That's showbusiness!
I thank you . . . .